The glittering fairy dust was suffocating in the cathedral. In search of fresh air, Prince Stephan paced
through the azaleas and dusk-blooming primroses of the garden. Word would come soon that the ceremony was
about to start and that his bride was awaiting his royal presence at the
altar. His bride . . . he knew that he
did not want to go through with this. It
wasn’t just nerves or cold feet—he really couldn’t go through with this. An arranged marriage wasn’t good enough for
him! Why, any of the princesses he’d
rescued would have been more than happy to take his hand in marriage, but he
hadn’t wanted to settle down. Now, he
was being forced to marry a simpering princess only to unite two nations and
please thousands of people—commoners, whose happiness somehow counted more than
his!
He’d spent his
life devoted to being as perfect an heir as possible; he’d gone on quests and
slain dragons, rescued fair maidens in distress, and even assisted his father
with planning a war! Now, the old addled
twit had decided to say hell with honor and glory on the battlefield, for who
didn’t want peace? Stephan made a noise
of disgust. Certainly the princess was beautiful—he had only seen her once, but
remembered lavender eyes and golden curls—but she was a princess, and a woman
at that. Her head was certainly full of
vapid nonsense about embroidery and jewels.
He would be driven mad within a fortnight.
The fountain
bubbled and splooshed beside him as he stalked forwards and backwards, cursing
his father, muttering about the princess, and decrying the ignorant
masses. Finally, he flopped down on the
edge of the fountain, pouting in a way that no perfect prince ever would. Who cared about uniting nations? All he cared about was his own happiness.
“You’re being silly,”
said a voice by his elbow. He nearly
jumped out of his shiny boots, for he thought he’d been alone in the garden all
this time. But no one else was there
except a peculiarly bright green frog sitting next to him on the fountain.
“Excuse me?” he said
politely—proper etiquette had been drilled into him since birth, and that
included manners for small amphibians like the one in front of him.
“You heard me, you’re
being silly!” it croaked again, waving a webbed foot. Imagine, being told off by a frog! Stephan puffed his chest out indignantly.
“You will not
speak to me in such a manner,” he said.
The frog giggled.
“You should be more polite to a talking
frog! I could be a fairy in disguise,”
it laughed. Stephan paused. It had a point. One must be careful, lest one become cursed
by a fairy in a bad temper.
“Very well, why am
I being so silly?”
“Because you haven’t
thought this through thoroughly,” it said, and hopped onto his knee.
“There is nothing
I can do. My father would never let me
refuse now; it would be a grave insult to the princess.”
“Ah, but who says
you have to refuse?” it looked up at him with glassy eyes and caught a fly with
its tongue. Stephan thought for a
moment, wondering what on earth the frog meant.
Then he had a scathingly brilliant idea.
But where could he find a dragon for hire at this hour? No, it had to be simpler than that.
“Oh my,” he said,
as a diabolical grin split his face. “That’s
brilliant. I’ll get married, like my
father says, in order to attain the lands and riches of her people.”
“Good idea!” the
frog croaked.
“Then, before she
can drive me mad with her idle chatter, I’ll hire a dragon to carry her off!”
“And?”
“And I’ll take my
jolly time rescuing her.” Yes, what a
perfect plot! Then he could have all the
women he wanted, while he “tracked the dragon down.”
The frog was
silent for a moment, watching him with its large eyes, and then it leaped up
and planted a slimy kiss on his lips.
Stephan recoiled and fell over into the fountain, while an explosion of
glitter fell about him. When he was able to pull himself out, there stood
Princess Jessabelle.
“What a fine and
dandy thing to hear on my wedding day!” she said, hands on her hips. “My Prince Charming wants nothing to do with
me, and he’s going to have me carried
off by dragons!” Her shrewd violet eyes
narrowed at his drenched figure, her face full of regal fury.
“I-I-I-” he
stuttered. For the first time in his
life, he was dumbstruck.
“My fairy
godmother turned me into a frog so that I could see your true intentions. Imagine, wanting to use me for your own
gain. That’s the most selfish thing I’ve
ever heard.” She swept her train into
her hand. “I hope you realize, this
means war.” Her violet eyes flashed
as she stalked away.
“Wait!” he called,
sloshing out of the fountain and squishing across the grass to her. She turned to him, her lips pressed together,
the perfect picture of rage—but too perfect.
He took her hand, his heart thudding in his ears, and he knew, without a
shadow of a doubt, that he would see this marriage through—she was an amazing
asset that he couldn’t lose. “I’m sorry,”
he said, spitting out a word he’d never said.
“Perhaps I was a bit too hasty.”
She looked up at
him through her long eyelashes, and smiled coyly. “Touch me again,” she said sweetly, pulling
her hand away, “and it will be the last thing that you’ll ever do.”
Stephan pulled her
to him and kissed her, hard, and was surprised that she returned it. They had more in common than he realized;
both were selfish, spoiled, and very eager for war. Perhaps they’d make a powerful duo after all.
998 words. Written for a class back in 2010.
Okay, so this is pretty terrible....
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